Michelle and everything else you ever wanted to know

BDO

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:10:45 GMT

oh yes while i'm assured most people enjoyed the BDO, i have to say cracking a rib and ripping a tendon in my arm and missing out on every single band at the whole event is not what i had orginally planed for my day. arriving at a splended time of 3 just in time for the boiler room and dizee rascel which was retarded as i couldn't see anything, then off to see the medics for a panadol as i had a splitting head ache....... 2 hours later i managed to meet up with a highly pissed of sharna as she nearly missed most of billy bragg etc as she was looking for me..... i had to sit next to morons and dip shits who had taken E or drunken too much i was in for observation as i told them that i had been stung by a bee.... a week previously shit man i'm ok can i go, can i go?! alas we went straight to see BJORK the only reason i as in attnedance, lining up to get in an hour previous to starting, they decided not to let any one in and i mean any one..... well being stuck in a crush is one thing getting out of the crush is another i eneded up spending 2 hours of my life being crushed against a steel fence, managing to bruise not only both my breasts but cracking a rib and nearly dislocating my shoulder and elbow...... during all of this the only part i managed to see of bjork was the top of a few lasers and a bunch of rage aginst the machine dick wads commenting on how crap she was...... plus every one was cramming themselves into the right staging area while bjork played to about 5 people on the left, in between feeling the most sorry i have ever felt for myself and kicking people to save my own life and limb. i managed to see not one complete show or a one band up close i tink i saw nick hart and i see him all the time in chch any way........ worst day ever! i'm now stuck in auckland with a cracked rib a deep depression and have spent up a wad of cash on not much! i'm going to cry myself back to christchurch.

sitting thinking wishing and hoping

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:23:59 GMT

ahahh off to the bdo, we scored the sweetest hotel room, on the cheap at sky city. i'm so stoked. man 2008 seems like a good year, i got stung by a bee but thats all good 5 days off work won't hurt any one lol. well it is effecting my sanity.
by stung by a bee i mean leg swells up to the size on my head can't walk and doss on the couch bee sting lol not ouch that smarts lol. im terrified if i ever get stung on my face though i could just use that as a bloody good excuse.
i'm going restless not having anything to do, every one is at work.... when did they get jobs? as far as i could tell they have been sitting on their cherry arses for the whole year and now they get jobs! where are the people to entertain me lol. i have to quit with the lol's. bye for now.

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:00:29 GMT

this is my xmas video of our flat, it is nuttso weird but i will share with every one because it had the fabled felt craft work cock and fanny in it

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:24:27 GMT

oh yes another post my landlord is coming over i have to pretend to be emma, i have to knock the felt vagina we made off the ceiling and remove the felt penis we made off the top of the xmas tree as well as the penis i said saying yo! in its own cum, remove the giant poster we drew of David Duchovny from the main window and make the skeleton from Halloween stop masturbating by the front door who knew flat inspections were such a task. who knew that two 23-24 year old girls had such perverted decorating styles.
(oh kylie what is you mac chat thingy we can talk via video mine is mortensen_2@mac.com on AIM i thinks its the same on bonjour)

Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:11:04 GMT

long time no post ahahaha. man i really feel like slagging heaps of people off in some sort of cathartic expulsion of nasty bitchy crap but i think may be not, this stuff comes back to bite you. any how it tis the xmas season so jollyness is all around. have been watching huge amounts of SGA, and the x files, and firefly with related comic and movie, yes people i have become a urber geek.
any one going to the BDO just to see bjork..... as there is nothing else to see really oh Rage against the machine but that will be shit with all the freaks present. argh i have nothing to say i guess there is one part of me that would rather talk all my bs on this computer then i would also like to keep that crap to my self as its usually only transient crap.
i can't wait to travel one year in west port and then I'm on my way. a rolling stone gathers no moss. man i wish my pay would go thru

argh!

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:42:05 GMT

again i am in my PJ's i would have to be the laziest bum i know, oh a text message................................................................ WOW here i come

Sun, 20 May 2007 01:37:35 GMT

Kate bush is FUCKING brilliant.
If you don't like kate bush you don't know what your missing, this is freakin awesome . going to Vegan place for tea tonight.
Plus so are The Sonics, so listen to these two bands.

Wed, 16 May 2007 12:13:01 GMT

ok doe ok. went and saw the lovely sarah and her equally lovely daughter ashlee, managed to get really lost having caught the bus, so i had to leave quite rudely having turned up late.
Then dashed across town to the Wunderbar as i had promised adam i would turn up for at least one of his shows this millennia. So sincerest apologies to every one for my extreme dizziness. well i'm off to bed as i have a 8'o clock start. Argh and then work at 5, and a essay to write. much love

Dates and more dates

Wed, 16 May 2007 00:59:49 GMT

Yeah i have to apologies for my dates on my postings they are munted i've worked back a few weeks/ years so everything from my last post is this year and everything after that is from last year but says its its this year sorry.

my year is all ways going to be a year a head for some reason

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:29:27 GMT

hey hey how is every one?
I'm so bored i've 3 movies and i only watch half of each one as i as so bored.
some people say only boring people get bored, those people have never been stuck in timaru.

nun of the run

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 01:01:36 GMT

I filmed with sharna last night, i'm dressed as a nun. fun for all.

i like MINCE, yes i do, you eat it and it eats you.

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 14:14:07 GMT

I'm starting to realise that people can read my journal, and that flushing cats down the toliet is a criminal offence, who knew. won't do that gain. i love cats.
and i'm willing to write more open ended things. oh yeah.
um to day i woke up and went to the desk and turned on my computer, it made a sound, the mac sound.
maybe a bit more closed.
i'm so tired but i don't want to go to bed, i want to cook this mince this nice doctor gave me, i'm so hungry i hate being poor and having no job which sucks yeah thats is way to much information, like i need to brush my teeth as i think i can smell them with my mouth closed, which isn't good for the other people around me when i'm talking. they smell like bandaids and bad breath? i'll go brush and floss now i have mouth wash too , i'll do the whole shebang tonight, i'll be minty freah.
well who knew i'd be writing such deep stuff in my live journal.
yeah the doctor gave me his mince as he was going away. thank you lords of doctors and mince you have been so kind, i

Im going nuttso facto.
sweet sleep, where are you.
i'll go pee as well.

NO I"M NOT DRUNK < I WISH

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 04:54:15 GMT

this is funny but i don't swear as much as this guy does, so i deleted some of the "fucks"
I HATE-
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

3. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

4. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No, I paid 13 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

5. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

6. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

7. When people say "life is short." What? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

8. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, knob head?

9. When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?" No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

10. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

can any one help me?

Fri, 21 Apr 2006 03:18:35 GMT

I want to go home i keep on having a reoccurring dream that i'm at a party at my flat and i end up yelling at every one,
my flat mate gives me the creeps possibly cause he reminds me of my younger brother, ie a real wank, but i can handle it when its my bro but this guy is just a joke.
Yeah i used to steal cars, i went out with 3 girls at the same time and then i got sick of it and invited them all to the same bar and then left, yeah what ever.
those kind of people are whack.
I don't have much time for it so i just call him on all his shit as he keeps on lying so i just go but didn't you say that you did that and not your friend, etc. hey that not what you said happen yesterday and so on and so forth,
now i'm scared he is stealing my shit, ie just like my bro.
or doing what Boys do best and start bitching like a manic, NZ guys actually do that a lot, rather than stand up for what they believe in they would see any one down the drain just to be in with the group. i guess girls do that too hold on they do, do that! man why is this shit so hard.
I guess i'm just going to go home and test the waters. i think i'm getting a tummy ache, i don't like boys. now i've made my self upset.
I'm going to be brave and confront it, instead of digging in and biting anyone who gives me lip.
i'm scared.
Im scared that i have to be the one who has to confront people. I guess that why i'm having that horrible dream.
does any one have any suggestions, i wish i had some one to talk too, sharna just says to move out, but i can't keep on running away can i?

Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:52:40 GMT

well im not up to much..... did i ever tell you the dream i had that i was a monkey man on the run from these two child detectives, and their monkey.
it was weird like a comedy of errors, i was a cross between mel gibson and robin williams, ie very hair but a monkey and i was in aspen colorado for some reason and i was on the run through all this snow from these two detective kids and their small monkey i would be skiing down the slope on a pair of ski and a red hat and they would go hey there he is and i would look and it would change scenes, i would be sitting in a hot tub and relaxing thinking that those two kid won't find me here and the ydo and i jump up out of the tub and you can see my bum, weird, them in hiding up a big pine tree and swaying back and forth becuse i'm a huge hairy monkey and then the kids monkey finds me and starts jumping up and down i finally run away and i'm hiding in this big concrete tube feeling sorry for my self and i can hear the kids getting closer and closer and then i wake up. that has to be the weirdest dream i have ever had, it even had a theme tune when i got caught it would play a dun dun dun dee dum dah, whaaaa. sound bite and i'd be on the run again, im never watching the fugitive, reading a zoe and zette comic and watching any standup while going to bed eating choclate cake again.

monkey

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:14:07 GMT

well well. been filming with shaza, it been pretty funny for people who want to see some photos and stuff go to www.myspace.com/mlnm its got some photos of some funny stuff. if i knew how to make a link to it i would but because i don't i won't ( is that a word?).
oh well.
i found a kitten he was all bald and stuff on Kain tce in timaru, called him captain kain limey. or just limey for short, he's been living in my hostle room, sleeping in a box in the cupboard, hush! don't tell any one.
i'm kind of stuck in timaru. i need to get a bus home but i don't know about the kitten, if any one is traveling up to chch i can give them some petrol money. for a ride to chch.
i would but i don't think any one reads this.
do you know what is awesome RICKY GERVAIS. brillant. highly reccomend his podcasts.

drugs, booze and personailty disorders

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 23:37:14 GMT

today tomoro timaru ,well as they say.
isn't it amazing a few weeks away from people who drive you bats, does great things for ones mental health,
hanging out with shaza, spending quality time by myself, working in the mental health department with people who actually have less problems than people i know who aren't. its so weird, these people have very low threshold for crap, so they just come in when there illness gets the better of them.
most people put up with so much shit and cause so much shit and treat people like shit and themsleves like shit and some how seem to manage possibly cause they are around other people in the same boat, but man people are fucked up. thats just mental illness. well what can i say..... personality disorders, well well well well, have you ever thought you had some thing wrong, well its a personality disorder. and boy can i pick them, cluster A cluster B or cluster C. friends gather round cause, i got mega freaked out by the fact that most people i know have some sort of A,B or C personalities.
people who are push overs cluster C, people who have grandiose opinions of themselves, cluster A people who lie and manipulate people a combination of A and B.
its like this squirmy can of worms that has been opened, not to say that i my self don't fall in to such traits, i'd like to think that i'm a little bit of all 3 but i guess they even each other out. abit, a little. lol.

A couple of weeks ago i got told that some one was living life to the full, by drinking heavily and doing drugs, i found this some what amusing as in the bigger picture of things, living LIFE, i thought invloved living. some what in the here and now of things. lets take pot and booze.... depressants..... so your living life to the full by depressing your CNS, so that you can't comprehen whats actually going on around you.
on a scale of things lets say fulfillment in life is a ten sometimes thats hard and it seem unobtainable, lets say you can lower that ten to a 6 so you don't actually need as much to be happy but a 6 is pretty low, lets say you drink heavily and smoke some pot this makes a hard to reach 10 and boring 6 my straight standards but it pretty bloody funny 6 while your drunk.I don't know about you but i enjoy not looking like a dumb arse most of the time.
then again there are stimulants..... your living life to the full by isolating you self in your own high, which is fleeting and kind of pointless. i thought living life involved sharing it with the people who are around you, if you didn't enjoy doing this then why aren't people all living in shacks in the middle of now where.

If i ever do recreational drugs can some one shoot me cause, at that stage, i would have given up on life.
never again will i ever listen to the raving comments of some 19 year old boys, as in the wise world of things that have been . ie been there done that.

people may ask why i don't write about more amusing happy things.... cause this is a live journal, my journal. if i don't write what i'm thinking down i'm no doubt going to carry it with me all day. i don't want to be all cranky and judgemental, i just write it, i'm not trying to convert any one.

there is a monkey on my back and its driving me crazy

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 00:46:07 GMT

I go down to timaru in a week well on sunday. i'm stressed out to the max.
i have a head ache, and it won't go away. i need time to study but i can't cause i have work, and i can't during the day cause i have school. oh dear.
I have no one to talk to cause i think my family has disappeared off the face of the earth. hello? where the hell are my family. the doctor must think I'm a big loser cause he asked me if i had anyone to talk to and i said i didn't cause i can't get hold of any one plus i don't know where anyone lives.
I have problems, why can't i just be normal and have friends

i just sit in my room and then go to the gym and try and make my stomach flatter, which it is.
but there has to be more to life than work, school and ab exercises.
My medication is taking ages to kick in, i bought my self a pair of jeans but now the high has worn off and i have yet another pair of jeans.
woe is me. hopefully i'll be better by next week.
a dislike school, but i hate working more. i hate not being in control.not having any free time not being able to sleep in and why won't my jaw unclench, its so tight my teeth hurt.

yes i am alive

Sun, 12 Mar 2006 02:11:35 GMT

I've had a horrible time, so very busy at school and no money cause everything costs money. lame.
simon broke up with me and now i'm confused so a slapped him, i need to get anger management stuff, hitting people is wrong.
well he did break up with me then invite his ex to our flat warming and attemped to make out with her, which i had asked him nicely not to do as he broke up with me the night before, then i slapped him.
what was weird was that he said he wanted to go on a break, i was pretty pissed cause like i'm going to wait for some one to get there shit together.
in reality i new he was talkin lies, i allways do, its my shit o meter, i just never trust it enough to make decisions using it.
sigh i'm not too phased, i made some one weep like a small child oh sorry he was a child, plus i probly got 15 kg on him so i'm a bully now oh how the shoe is on the other foot.
fuck.
i hate it when i'm like this, violent and tried.
im an insecure moron.
who drives a cool scooter and is going to be looking after acute mental patients in 3 weeks time, i'm so scared i'm really not in the mood to be around people.
i hate school.
after that i have to work in the gynae ward oh joy! fucking twats.

i have a head ache and no hope.
nah really i'm fine just sick and tired of lame lame school work boys talking crap.
why do guys think that talking blokey shit makes them seem tough when doesn't the rationale behind it make you a bit of a gay boe.
acting ultra male around females so that they are disgusted by you, to impress your guy friends, just sounds a bit gay. like reproductivly speaking the only people you attract with that behaviour is more guys. they summed it up really nicely in gender studies.

well well

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 22:56:56 GMT

I just spent a weekend showing a tre young man the ways of the world, and he introduced me to the delights of younger men. sigh best 3 days of my life.
I think his mum would kill me if she found out how old I am.
who knows you meet some one once 6 months ago and think that they are a best thing since sliced bread but alas you never see them again, till the next year, funnily enough he had felt the same thing about me as i did about him. he he he h he heh he. he is so unbelivably cute, and he has the worlds deepest voice. which i was going to write in but that would of made NO sense,
Though i did have the weirdest conversation about how hot girls are and cellulite. ie 15 16 year old girls have little of no actual resembalance to what a fully grown woman looks like, in reality your really just dating some one who has just been given the back hand of puberty ie its a bit of a gamble if they have taken it well of not. but give it a few more years and we all even out, shit i wore a singlet till i was 14. then celluite is fat duh men have it women have it of course but women have thin skin, this skin is what dimples againts the fat eww. alas every women has it and super models don't have it cause as in referring to the previous statement puberty has just slapped them into looking hot as, seriously most models are 15 16, and they still basically have tits but bodies like boys.
well that was a rant in a half, it was funny explaining it to a 19 year old boy that the hot girls he likes actually make him kind of a perv.
yeah news flash these are people who think Tara reid is hot. isn't she 30.

Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:03:33 GMT

I cut all my hair off, take that boys i hate boys and their love of long hair its gross, i enjoy having short hair it looks better on me but then i sold out and grew it long i have to admitt i did see some action but fuck them all i'm cutting it short.
did you know only truly beautiful women can pull off short hair. thats what that lady on americas next supermodel said, tyra banks. on man i'd give it all up to be Kate Moss, they drugs even semms kind of cool, plus her greasy boy friend was kind of hot in a smelly greasy hairs mono brow kind of way.

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:50:47 GMT

I just farted i hope it doesn't smell, charl was doing them all last night i'll just say its his smell, i think i should go potty. sophie is going to kick my arse if i din't get home soon why is it that every time you go on the internet and its costing you money you need to go potty, THAT is one on lifes big mysteries. oh potty

where am I

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 19:44:19 GMT

right now i'm at this dutch guys house, having slept on the couch watching little britain till 3 in the morning. yawn. am i tired or what! i need toget my shit together you known when you feel all sticky from having sat and slept in the clothes your wearing gross, yuck i'm goin home to have and hour long shower to get the stickyness off. but i have to wait till they get back from buying bathroom tiles from mitre 10, as they said they would give me a lift, do i live a charmed life or what. why have i had a head ache for nearly a month, its driving me batty.
everything on this computer is in dutch even the internet how weird. i have wednesday off, i wish i could drive. and i hate laptop key boaaards.
I start back at school on my birthday.
I think i get my head aches from being so tense, how much does a massage cost? like a regular massage. not a filthy one. sand is over rated its just heaps on tiny rocks.

hey hey

Wed, 04 Jan 2006 01:50:28 GMT

well well well. crazyness if pictures of me with out my top on turn up on the internet i'm going to kill Frasier and Ben, its fine if groups nakey pics turn up but it will not be cool if they just put one on. every one got nakey for the sum total of 12 dollars split between 6 people except i kept my pants on. lol and frasier did a giant poo which wouldn't flush happy brithday James!
oh the shame. any how Ben and frase lept at the chance to get their kit off. and spent most of the evening in the nik with doodles and hamburgers hanging out every where, then there was tucking and sunglasses and many a photo taken of willies, so if they end up on the net-a-roo then we will all be blessed.

good tmes and then it was James's birthday..... surprise!
P.s we have a pic of the giant floater somewhere, which displays the virtures of having a vegan diet.

hello

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 04:43:38 GMT

My computers date is Wrong wrong wrong and i can't be fucked changing it if it wants to think its jan the 27 2006 it can damn well think that .
Sigh, my last contact lens has bit the bullet.... so hello glasses, no matter how much i like glasses I will always look like a dweeb in them. why is it whe you go to the optomitrist... opto, glasses place, that the photos of the models wearing the glasses make them look urber trendy, i think its becasue they don't have coke bottle bottoms as lenses so it doesn't make their eyes look runty and small, my sister all ways points out how large my eyes are, big googley things i like to think of them ilke doe eyes with out being brown, they only just stopped being all squinty from my glasses, and now they will be squinty again. doh.
everything is helped by wearing mascara,
Make up i never used to wear make up, but the funny thing is all the girls who wore like a tonne of make up at high school have really good skin ( unless they wore make up to cover bad skin) any way its still a shame cause they now wear a truck load and yet they have beautiful faces under all the crap. bake to make up i never wore make up but now i'm wearing a shit load of eye shadow, i like to wear colours, but war paint such as foundation and blush is a step too far, have you ever had a lady at the make up counter put make up on you yikes, yeah it looks cool, and it kind of weird having some one stare at your face but boy do the put a shite load on.
how droll it xmas day and i'm at my freaken computer typing woeful crap i'm sososososooo bored, every one is hung over cept for me. sigh.
I go to my aunt place soon, there house is nice as! well all my aunties houses are nice as, i wish i was born in to that family, high strung parents pushing you to succeed hundreds of dollars spent on your education, trips to london italy and france, i wish i had that, i just get the disappointed comments but with out the moola to back it up. I'm joking of courwse i wounld give up my famdamnily for all the tea in china.

I feel sorry for my sister she haphazardly became the other woman in her Now boyfriends last relationship, and his parents don't like her well in fact they haven't meet her but his ex told them she was a drug addict, lol ow Catty she sounds like a freaking bitch, cause soph didn't know and why doesn't any one go um who was in the realtionship ahah her boyfriend, isn't he the one who did the cheating? fuck that shit if, i didn't get invited to my boy friends Xmas and his parents invited his ex, i'd go skittso,

What sort of fucked up individuals are these people? sophie in reality didn't DO anything wrong, tho she is old enough to know that its not a good ides so slightly t blame out who knowa the course of true love aye?. any way she does nor deserve to be punched slapped and nearly run over by this slags friends.

PLus it makes me feel so bad for sophie cause even tho she puts on a brave front, its hard for her. if i was a parent yeah may be i'd be a bit concerend about my son having done all this but i wouldn't act so immature that i'd disniss his new girl friend, this is a young girl here not some scarlet woman.
may be i should get all motherly and go medieval on their arses.
oh yes i'm am sophias older sister in understand that she is going out with your son. oh la la blah blah blah, yes i've heard that you are right twats and i've told sophia that she should only date someone of her own class and breeding not below it, we don't want to end up creating a sub class of cretin people do we? thank you for your time you ingnorant plebian drones love and kisses Lady michelle the 3rd.